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• "Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?"
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• "Who invented accents?"
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• "Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?"
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• "Where are Preparations A through G?"
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• "When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?"
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• "When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?"
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• "When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?"
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• "When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?"
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• "When people lose weight, where does it go?"
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• "When blind people go to the bathroom, how do they know when they are done wiping their butt?"
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• "What's another word for synonym?"
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• "What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?"
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• "What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?"
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• "What is the speed of dark?"
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• "What is another word for "thesaurus"?"
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• "Aren't all gifts free?"
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