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Funny Quotes
- "Aren't all gifts free?"
By: ^Unknown
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- "What is a free gift?"
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- "What happens when you call a 1-800 number collect?"
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- "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
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- "What happened to the first 6 ups?"
By: ^Unknown
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- "What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?"
By: ^Unknown
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- "What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?"
By: ^Unknown
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- "What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?"
By: ^Unknown
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- "What do sheep count when they can't sleep?"
By: ^Unknown
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- "What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?"
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- "What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?"
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- "What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?"
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- "What color is a chameleon on a mirror?"
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- "What came first the chicken or the egg?"
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- "There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"
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- "Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?"
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- "We are always beginning to live, but are never living."
By: Manilius
Living Quotes
- "Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again."
By: Og Mandino
Life Quotes
- ""The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.""
By: Unknown
Proverbs Quotes
- ""Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand.""
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- ""You never test the depth of a river with both feet.""
By: Unknown
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- ""A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain." ."
By: Unknown
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- "The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door.."
By: Unknown
Proverbs Quotes
- "Shrimp with assroted vegetables. Typo on a Chinese restaurant menu."
By: Unknown
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