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  • "Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?"
    By: ^Unknown
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  • "Shouldn't it be some things in moderation?"
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  • "Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?"
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  • "Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?"
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  • "Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?"
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  • "Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?"
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  • "Isn't hot water already hot?"
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  • "Is there a Dr. Salt?"
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  • "Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?"
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  • "Is it progress if a cannibal learns to eat with a fork?"
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  • "Is it possible to be totally partial?"
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  • "Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?"
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  • "If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?"
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  • "If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?"
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  • "If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?"
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  • "If you take a shower, where do you put it?"
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