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• "If you take a shower, where do you put it?"
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• "If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?"
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• "If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?"
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• "If you put freeze-dried coffee in the microwave, will you go back in time?"
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• "If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor, will he complain?"
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• "If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?"
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• "If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?"
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• "If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out?"
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• "If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise birthday party for them?"
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• "If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?"
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• "If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the driver end up owing you money?"
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• "If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?"
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• "If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?"
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• "If you can read the marking, isn't that end already up?"
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• "If you bear a child, why do you have a cow?"
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• "If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?"
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