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• "If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?"
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• "If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?"
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• "If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?"
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• "If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?"
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• "If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?"
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• "If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?"
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• "If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?"
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• "If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?"
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• "If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?"
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• "If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?"
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• "If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?"
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• "If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation? If superglue is so good, why doesn't it stick to the side of the tube?"
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• "If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?"
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• "If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?"
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• "If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum?"
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• "If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?"
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