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• "If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?"
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• "If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?"
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• "If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation? If superglue is so good, why doesn't it stick to the side of the tube?"
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• "If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?"
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• "If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?"
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• "If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum?"
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• "If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?"
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• "If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?"
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• "If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?"
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• "If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?"
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• "If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?"
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• "If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?"
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• "If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?"
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• "If inert is to be stationary, what is ert?"
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• "If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?"
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• "If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?"
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