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• "If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?"
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• "If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk?"
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• "If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"
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• "If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?"
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• "If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?"
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• "How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?"
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• "How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?"
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• "If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?"
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• "If a woman can be a meter maid, can a man be a meter butler?"
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• "If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?"
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• "If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound and would anyone care?"
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• "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?"
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• "If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?"
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• "How fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you're never in darkness?"
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• "How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?"
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• "How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?"
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