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• "How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?"
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• "How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?"
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• "How do you know when yogurt goes bad?"
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• "How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?"
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• "How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?"
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• "How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?"
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• "How can there be "self help GROUPS"?"
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• "How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?"
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• "How can someone "draw a blank"?"
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• "How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?"
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• "Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?"
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• "Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?"
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• "Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?"
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• "Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?"
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• "Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"
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• "Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?"
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