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• "Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?"
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• "Do fish get cramps after eating?"
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• "But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!"
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• "Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?"
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• "Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip?"
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• "Did Adam and Eve have navels?"
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• "If so, how could you treat them?"
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• "Could someone ever get addicted to counseling?"
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• "Can you be a closet claustrophobic?"
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• "Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?"
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• "Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?"
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• "Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?"
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• "Aren't all generalizations false?"
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• "Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?"
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• "If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?"
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• "Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass?"
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