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• "Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?"
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• "Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?"
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• "Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?"
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• "Aren't all generalizations false?"
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• "Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?"
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• "If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?"
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• "Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass?"
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• "If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?"
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• "How can military troops be deployed if they have never been ployed to begin with?"
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• "What should one call a male ladybird?"
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• "What would you use to dilute water?"
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• "How come overtones and undertones are the same thing?"
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• "If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?"
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• "Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?"
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• "If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?"
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• "I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?"
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