Funny Quotes

• "why do the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune?"
  By: ^Unknown
  Funny Quotes
• "Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?"
  By: ^Unknown
  Funny Quotes
• "Why did they name that underwear company fruit of the loom?"
  By: ^Unknown
  Funny Quotes
• "Is Disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse?"
  By: ^Unknown
  Funny Quotes
• "How can something be new and improved? if it's new, what was it improving on?"
  By: ^Unknown
  Funny Quotes
• "Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?"
  By: ^Unknown
  Funny Quotes
• "why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?"
  By: ^Unknown
  Funny Quotes
• "If the speed of movement is slower than the speed of light - how fast is a moving light?"
  By: ^Unknown
  Funny Quotes
• "Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth?"
  By: ^Unknown
  Funny Quotes
• "if you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it start making marmalade?"
  By: ^Unknown
  Funny Quotes
• "Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?"
  By: ^Unknown
  Funny Quotes
• "If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?"
  By: ^Unknown
  Funny Quotes
• "If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas?"
  By: ^Unknown
  Funny Quotes
• "How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?"
  By: ^Unknown
  Funny Quotes
• "Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot?"
  By: ^Unknown
  Funny Quotes
• "Is a man full of wonder a wonderful man?"
  By: ^Unknown
  Funny Quotes