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• "If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?"
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• "Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?"
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• "What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?"
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• "Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?"
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• "What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?"
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• "why do they have handicap parking spaces in front of they skating rings?"
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• "Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, when we keep worthless junk in the garage?"
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• "Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?"
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• "Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not?"
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• "If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?""
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• "why is it called lipstick when it always comes off?"
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• "If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist?"
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• "If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?"
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• "Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?"
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• "Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?"
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• "Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?"
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