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• "Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?"
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• "Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?"
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• "Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?"
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• "If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?"
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• "Can blind people see their dreams?"
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• "What came first, the fruit or the color orange?"
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• "Is a sleeping bag a nap sack?"
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• "If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?"
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• "Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?"
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• "Did they have antiques in the olden days?"
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• "Why are pennies bigger than dimes?"
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• "If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?"
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• "How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?"
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• "What do you call male ballerinas?"
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• "Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?"
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• "Why do they call it a black light when it's really purple?"
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