Funny Quotes

• "Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes."
  By: ^Billy Connolly
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• "Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint."
  By: ^Billy Connolly
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• "I'm now a Doctor of Letters. Most of them Fs and Bs."
  By: ^Billy Connolly
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• "So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?"
  By: ^Billy Connolly
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• "Women are an alien race set down among us."
  By: ^John Updike
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• "A woman's place is in the wrong."
  By: ^James Thurber
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• "Women have a much better time than men in this world. There are far more things forbidden to them."
  By: ^Oscar Wilde
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• "Women who can do. Those who can't become feminists."
  By: ^Bobby Riggs
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• "A misogynist is a man who hates women as much as women hate each other."
  By: ^H.L Mencken
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• "It was a man's world. Then Eve arrived."
  By: ^Richard Armour
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• "When I have one foot in the grave, I will tell the whole truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me and say, 'Do what you like now'."
  By: ^Leo Tolstoy
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• "No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing."
  By: ^Seymour Hicks
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• "Even if man could understand women he still wouldn't believe it."
  By: ^AW Brown
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• "A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
  By: ^Groucho Marx.
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• "Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends'."
  By: ^Jeffrey Bernard
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• "When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man?"
  By: ^Edith Evans
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