Funny Quotes

Man is the only creature endowed with the power of laughter; is he not also the only one that deserves to be laughed at?

Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties and causes a kind of remissness and dissolution in all the powers of the soul; and thus it may be looked on as weakness in the composition of human nature. But if we consider the frequent reliefs we receive from it and how often it breaks the gloom which is apt to depress the mind and damp our spirits, with transient, unexpected gleams of joy, one would take care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life.

I have always believed that a good laugh was good for both the mental and physical digestion.

I laugh because I must not cry.

I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts—because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.

You’re walking by the tomb of Battiades, Who knew well how to write poetry, and enjoy Laughter at the right moment, over the wine.

The freedom of any society varies proportionately with the volume of its laughter.

He who laughs last — thinks slowest.

He who laughs first laughs last — if nobody laughs in the middle.

I'm only laughing on the outside My smile is only skin deep If you could see inside I'm only crying You might join me for a weep.

She is laughing up her sleeve at you.

Laugh when you can; cry when you must.

A laugh is just like sunshine. It freshens all the day.

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself.

Blessed is he who can laugh at himself for he shall never cease to be amused.

Blessed is the person who can laugh at himself — he'll never cease to be amused.