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- "Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day which must be done, whether you like it or not"
By: Charles Kingsley God Quotes
- "When the Hun is poor and down, he's the humblest man in town, But once he climbs all holds the rod, He smites his fellow man and God."
By: Joseph Cats God Quotes
- "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse (The Godfather)"
By: Mario Puzo God Quotes
- "God is definitely out of the closet."
By: Marianne Williamson God Quotes
- "'We don’t do God, I am sorry.' - when asked by an American reporter about Tony Blair’s religious views"
By: Alastair Campbell God Quotes
- "God is a concept by which we measure our pain"
By: John Lennon God Quotes
- "I look at my hands and go, 'Hmm...what happened? Whose hands are those? Oh my God, they're mine'"
By: Sheryl Crow God Quotes
- "It is convenient that there be gods, and, as it is convenient, let us believe that there are. (Ars Amatoria)"
By: Ovid God Quotes
- "I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."
By: Winfield Hancock God Quotes
- "He cannot have God for his father who has not the church for his mother."
By: St Cyprian God Quotes
- "He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards.'"
By: Terry Pratchett God Quotes
- "The Gods were looking down on us - now I'm off to have a few glasses of water to celebrate! And the car is safely docked."
By: Bryan Robson God Quotes
- "Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk."
By: Tom Waits God Quotes
- "Don't talk to me about rules, dear. Wherever I stay I make the goddam rules."
By: Maria Callas God Quotes
- "The question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the same things over and over again night after night, but God knows the answer to that is, don't we all anyway; might as well get paid for it."
By: Elaine Dundy God Quotes
- "I thank Divine Providence for the breath of a new spirit that this movement brought to the events of contemporary Europe. May God bless all those who are committed to promoting social justice and the good of workers."
By: Pope Benedict XVI God Quotes

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