God Quotes

• "Your father is your visible God. Your mother is your visible God.The teacher is your visible God. The guest is your visible God. The poor are your visible God. The whole world and all creatures in it are forms of God. Therefore, love, serve and respect all."
  By: Sri Swami Shivananda
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• "Here is only one God. But His Barnes and forms are endless. Him by any name and worship Him in any form that pleases you. You are sure to see Him and get His Grace."
  By: Sri Swami Shivananda
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• "GOD is love. God is truth. God is peace. God is knowledge. God is power. God is bliss. He dwells inyour heart. He is your true friend and guide. He is your real father and mother. Realise Him and be forever happy and peaceful."
  By: Sri Swami Shivananda
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• "Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria’s Secret catalogue."
  By: Woody Allen (Mere Anarchy)
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• "Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it."
  By: Woody Allen (Without Feathers)
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• "If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
  By: Woody Allen (Without Feathers)
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• "How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter."
  By: Woody Allen (Without Feathers)
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• "If God is everywhere, I had concluded, then He is in food. Therefore, the more I ate the godlier I would become. Impelled by this new religious fervor, I glutted myself like a fanatic."
  By: Woody Allen (Getting Even)
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• "She needed help, but God was in a meeting whenever she rang."
  By: Tom Robbins (Jitterbug Perfume)
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• "You wonder if God doesn't have an answering machine to screen out the prayers of the venal and the boring? And in which category has he placed you?"
  By: Tom Robbins (Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas)
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• "Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, And let there be aluminum siding. Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree’s on a golf course, all the better."
  By: Tim Allen (I'm not really here)
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• "I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)"
  By: Tim Allen (I'm not really here)
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• "It must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books."
  By: Samuel Butler (The Notebooks of Samuel Butler)
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• "Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I'll forgive Thy great big one on me."
  By: Robert Frost
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• "Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith."
  By: Ray Romano (Everything, And a Kite)
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• "Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday. Dear God, when you’re handing out plagues of darkness, locusts, hail, boils, flies, lice, frogs, and cattle murrain, and turning the Nile to blood, and smiting firstborn, give me a pass, and tell me when it’s over."
  By: P.J. O'Rourke (Peace Kills)
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