God Quotes

• "Dear God, No use tryin' to kid You... You know I done it."
  By: Dennis The Menace
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• "Another old story tells about this very observant and ritualistic Jew who was loudly complaining to God – who else would listen?"
  By: Dave Berg (My Friend God)
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• "The old joke tells about the astronauts. When they returned from outer space, a reporter asked the spacemen, Did you see God up there? Yes, She’s Black."
  By: Dave Berg (My Friend God)
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• "Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity."
  By: Dave Barry (Dave Barry is from Mars and Venus)
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• "Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican."
  By: Bob Hope (My Life in Jokes)
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• "If you gain, you gain all; if you lose, you lose nothing. Wager then without hesitation, that He exists."
  By: Blaise Pascal
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• "After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was Don’t."
  By: Bill Cosby (Fatherhood)
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• "We are told that Sin consists in acting contrary to God's commands, but we are also told that God is omnipotent. If He is, nothing contrary to His will can occur; therefore when the sinner disobeys His commands, He must have intended this to happen."
  By: Bertrand Russell
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• "I was seeking a real love, a real deal, and I have been seeking it for a lot of years. And in that seeking, I found that God's love is real."
  By: Unknown
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• "I used crutches before I came to God's love, like dope, and men, and drugs and whatever it would I thought would give me peace."
  By: Unknown
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• "I think I'm a better everything since God's love."
  By: Unknown
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• "I think God's work is the most important work in the world. Why not get paid for it?"
  By: Unknown
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• "I stand next to the person, and they tell me what's wrong with them, and we reach out together in faith, believing that God can accomplish the miracle. It has nothing to do with me at all."
  By: Unknown
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• "I saw how God accomplished things that man couldn't. It took a lot of faith and trust. I saw how his love can do anything."
  By: Unknown
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• "I get myself out of the way. I stay home and I fast and I pray all day Saturday. I just know that God can do anything. It is as simple as that."
  By: Unknown
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• "I didn't ask for this. Honest to God, this is not my agenda. I didn't plan this."
  By: Unknown
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