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There is one who kisses, and the other who offers the cheek.

There used to be two kinds of kisses. First when girls were kissed and deserted; second, when they were engaged. Now there's a third kind, where the man is kissed and deserted. If Mr. Jones of the nineties bragged he'd kissed a girl, everyone knew he was through with her. If Mr. Jones of brags the same everyone knows it's because he can't kiss her any more. Given a decent start any girl can beat a man nowadays.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss froma pleasure into a duty.

Do thou snatch treasures from my lips, and I'll take kingdoms back from thine.

When women kiss it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.

A kiss, when all is said, what is it?A rosy dot placed on the i in loving;'Tis a secret told to the mouth instead of to the ear.

Jenny kiss'd me when we met, Jumping from the chair she sat in; Time, you thief, who love to get Sweets into your list, put that in! Say I'm weary, say I'm sad, Say that health and wealth have miss'd me, Say I'm growing old, but add, Jenny kiss'd me.

Kissing don't last; cookery do.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth--and endures all the rest.

What of the soul was left, I wonder, when the kissing had to stop.