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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
The proper basis for a marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing.
How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one’s life, the foundation of happiness or misery.
Marriage is a three-ring circus. First there’s the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffer-ring.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman — before marriage and after marriage.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
Husbands are like cars: all are good the first year.