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It is of men, and them only, that one should always be frightened.

In Hollywood, a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is not actively employed in a brothel.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends.

I'm not small, I'm space-efficient.

I think most men carry around a secret library full of films they've shot of every woman they ever met. Crude little sequences strung together that help us imagine what life might be like with a particular person - buying a car, going to Disneyland, standing around in Sears while she checks the price on bath towels. Despite popular belief, guys don't mentally undress every woman they meet; they simply thread them up and run them through the imaginary film projector in their heads to see what comes of it.

I have something to prove, as long as I know there's something that needs improvement, and you know that everytime I move, I make a woman's movement.

They are easy, I think, because they are sweet, and they are sweet, I think, because they are dumb.

I do know that girls in their early twenties are easy and sweet.

How many men have shown great aptitude at running multinational corporations or leading armies across vast deserts, only to drop to their knees like blundering Cub Scouts at the first sign of tit?

How do you write women so well? I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.

Girls can wear jeans and cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots, because it's okay to be a boy. But for boy to look like a girl is degrading, because you think that being a girl is degrading. But secretly, you'd love to know what it's like, wouldn't you? What it feels like for a girl.