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When I die, I wish to comeback as one of her tears. What man would be so lucky as to have been conceived in her heart, born in her eyes, live on her cheeks, and die at her lips.

When women kiss it always reminds one of prizefighters shaking hands.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn’t is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

Listless: what men become when their wives don’t give them a list.

It is better to dwell in the wilderness than with a contentious and an angry woman.

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn’t there the first time you need him, chances are you won’t be needing him again.

Women give to men the very gold of their lives, but they invariably want it back in small change.

Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

Every woman is a rebel, and usually in violent revolt against herself.

A bad man is the sort of man who admires innocence, and a bad woman is the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.

Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price.