Time Quotes

• "Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number of marbles in your mouth and make a speech. You will soon become an accredited public speaker -- as soon as you have lost all your marbles."
  By: Brooks Hays
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• "Notice the difference between what happens when a man says to himself, 'I have failed three times,' and what happens when he says, 'I'm a failure.'"
  By: S(amuel) I(chiye) Hayakawa
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• "Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have."
  By: Ernest Haskins
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• "In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these."
  By: Paul Harvey
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• "Enemies, as well as lovers, come to resemble each other over a period of time."
  By: Sydney J. Harris
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• "Away back in that time-in 1492-there was a man by the name of Columbus came from across the great ocean, and he discovered the country for the white man. . . What did he find when he first arrived here? Did he find a white man standing on the continent then? . . . I stood here first, and Columbus first discovered me."
  By: Chitto Harjo
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• "It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets his wings. But what they don't tell you is, every time you hear a mousetrap snap, an angel gets set on fire."
  By: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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• "Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, 'Aw, who cares?' And then I think, 'Hey, what's for supper?'"
  By: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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• "I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then, that night, they burned the wheel."
  By: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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• "The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, 'What am I doing?!'"
  By: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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• "If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted."
  By: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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• "I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo!, I'd have all my money back."
  By: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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• "I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that."
  By: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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• "I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway."
  By: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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• "If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other. But here's the point I'm trying to make: Corn on the cob is good, isn't it."
  By: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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• "Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I build a defensive wall around myself, a 'shell' if you will. But my shell isn't made out of a hard, protective substance. Mine is made out of tinfoil and paper bags."
  By: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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