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- "Today I live in the quiet, joyous expectation of good."
By: Ernest Holmen Time Quotes
- "There is no royal road to anything. One thing at a time, all things in succession. That which grows fast, withers as rapidly. That which grows slowly, endures."
By: Josiah Gilbert Holland Time Quotes
- "In a time of drastic change, it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned find themselves equipped to live in a world which no longer exists."
By: Eric Hoffer Time Quotes
- "Go ahead, kill without mercy. After all, who remembers today the Armenian Genocide?"
By: Adolf Hitler Time Quotes
- "The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere."
By: Jim Hightower Time Quotes
- "Time is the least thing we have."
By: Ernest Miller Hemingway Time Quotes
- "Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number of marbles in your mouth and make a speech. You will soon become an accredited public speaker -- as soon as you have lost all your marbles."
By: Brooks Hays Time Quotes
- "Notice the difference between what happens when a man says to himself, 'I have failed three times,' and what happens when he says, 'I'm a failure.'"
By: S(amuel) I(chiye) Hayakawa Time Quotes
- "Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have."
By: Ernest Haskins Time Quotes
- "In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these."
By: Paul Harvey Time Quotes
- "Enemies, as well as lovers, come to resemble each other over a period of time."
By: Sydney J. Harris Time Quotes
- "Away back in that time-in 1492-there was a man by the name of Columbus came from across the great ocean, and he discovered the country for the white man. . . What did he find when he first arrived here? Did he find a white man standing on the continent then? . . . I stood here first, and Columbus first discovered me."
By: Chitto Harjo Time Quotes
- "It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets his wings. But what they don't tell you is, every time you hear a mousetrap snap, an angel gets set on fire."
By: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] Time Quotes
- "Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, 'Aw, who cares?' And then I think, 'Hey, what's for supper?'"
By: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] Time Quotes
- "I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then, that night, they burned the wheel."
By: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] Time Quotes
- "The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, 'What am I doing?!'"
By: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] Time Quotes

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