Wisdom Quotes

• "You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis! How do they do that?!"
  By: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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• "You know one thing that will really make a woman mad? Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)"
  By: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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• "A lot of children know absolutely nothing about guns other than what they see on T.V., and those are the wrong things."
  By: Marion Hammer
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• "[On doing another talk show:] It would be like going back to a relationship. Ever do that? You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left!"
  By: Arsenio Hall
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• "I have come to the conclusion that my subjective account of my motivation is largely mythical on almost all occasions. I don't know why I do things."
  By: John Burdon Sanderson Haldane
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• "In past people never questioned existence of god, because they knew he exists. In future too they will not, because they will know he doesn't."
  By: B. J. Gupta
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• "The little I know, I owe to my ignorance."
  By: Sacha Guitry
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• "Libraries keep the records on behalf of all humanity. ... the unique and the absurd, the wise and [the] fragments of stupidity."
  By: Vartan Gregorian
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• "I know that you think you know what I said. But I'm not sure whether you understood that what you heard is what I meant."
  By: Alan Greenspan
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• "Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US exports, as quoted in Time)"
  By: Phil Gramm
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• "A man can be saved and not believe in the Doctrines of Grace...but he must be a very proud man. Unknown-but if you know who said it, please tell me You're born. You suffer. You die. Fortunately, there's a loophole."
  By: William Franklin "Billy" Graham
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• "Do you want to know who you are? Don't ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you."
  By: Witold Gombrowicz
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• "None of us here in Washington knows all or even half of the answers … If you love your country, don't depend on handouts from Washington for your information. If you cherish your freedom, don't leave it all up to big government."
  By: Barry Morris Goldwater
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• "To know someone here or there with whom you can feel there is understanding in spite of distances or thoughts expressed."
  By: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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• "Who never ate his bread in sorrow, Who never spent the darksome hours Weeping, and watching for the morrow,-- He knows ye not, ye gloomy Powers."
  By: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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• "One never goes so far as when one doesn't know where one is going."
  By: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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