Funny Quotes
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
You can't have everything....where would you put it?
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
On the other hand you have different fingers.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.