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My fiancee and I are having a little disagreement. What I want is a big church wedding with bridesmaids and flowers and a no expense spared reception; and what he wants is to break off our engagement.-
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
When you see what some girls marry, you realise how much they must hate to work for a living.
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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