Politics Quotes
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
When the political columnists say ''Every thinking man'' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to ''Every intelligent voter'' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them.
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it''s important.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.
Man is by nature a political animal.
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
He knows nothing : and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
Politics come from man. Mercy, compassion and justice come from God.